Reblogged from welfarebarbie, Posted by gaysexinchurch.
gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

anch0vies:

remember when they tried to make a second mean girls 

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meloetta:

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

update: my friends have begun saying this to me as a joke now whenever i leave and i regret this entirely

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

dutchster:

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

Reblogged from kingsandqueers, Posted by kanyewhisperer.

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

Reblogged from heart, Posted by cockbarf.

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Reblogged from guy, Posted by bellatrickx.

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Reblogged from bagelbrother, Posted by armrace.

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mellarkish:

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

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vayena:

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god