(Source: japanesewannabe)

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“IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH”

(Source: ohcorny)

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freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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cosmo tip #655

expertcosmotips:

need a quick and easy breakup plan? pretend you don’t know who he is

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(Source: thawn)

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maclonna:

I feel like Rihanna would make a good exorcist.

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(Source: peytonswyer)

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

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